My name is Julia and I am the new secretary for Doctor Hannibal Lecter. This is a new experience for me, so it will be interesting to see how this goes. I will do my best to serve Doctor Lecter and help out you guys as much as possible. Thanks!
Congratulations again, Miss Pavon. I look forward to our collaborations.
Please don’t eat this one…
One can only hope that wouldn’t happen.
“Eat this one?” I did not eat my previous secretary; she simply followed her heart to Europe.
Aw! Thank you so much! I feel terrible for not uploading anything in so long, but I’ve been so exhausted in that regard. I have plenty of art brewing, but it’s coming along at a slower pace… I tend to give any free time I have to reading!
i can’t wait till i’m 30 so i’ll finally look like a high school student according to movies
After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”
Ignoring the possible truth or lack thereof in the story—the person who created the headstone was named William Graham. You’re welcome.
I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF DOING THIS?!
“Alana Bloom is the type of woman I want to be a couple years from now.” Submitted by Anonymous.
I uploaded this image onto Facebook and they banned me for a week. A fucking week…
People are uploading videos of girls fingering themselves, a man cumming in a woman’s face, people getting tortured and straight up porn. But THIS a picture of Amanda Palmer who just happens to be shirtless, celebrating her Kickstarter success, with no sexual connotations, simply because it might offend some children. Here’s the thing, I don’t have kids on Facebook, also, kids don’t have innocence, thirdly a woman’s naked upper body shouldn’t be something seen as sexual when it is not the intention. If I can see the hairy man tits of some balding bastard I think Amanda Palmer’s naked torso should be OK…maybe it’s just because we’re all talking about tits and censorship on twitter right now…but I feel the need to freely reblog all these bare breast photos. makes me happy.